The librarian appears to be a mean, grumpy old glass of ink that has a short temper, and he is. He minds a job at the library as you know what - the librarian. He always whispers his words and when he yells or shouts it's just barely any louder than a deep breath (not very loud). He's shorter than an average sitting chair and enjoys reading when he's not whispering "Shhh!" or whisper-yelling "For the one millionith time, Shhhhhh!". He carries a quill in his head and gets nicknamed 'Featherhead' despite the fact that "feathers and quills are completely different" (in his words... Yeah, right... What's the difference, Featherhead!?).