Surprised girl
Wirt - Over the Garden Wall
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Overwatch Reaper
Let it snow
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Losing My Mind
local british bastard luvs u
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Call-Me-Wheatley
09.09.2019 01:11
LinkLocal British bastard is gunna did *cocks gun*
TheTaco[OP]
09.09.2019 01:13
Linkpls dont hurt me
Call-Me-Wheatley
09.09.2019 01:14
Linkoh ok *throws gun at floor*
YES SIR:
- The three of them go out for icecream maybe 3 times a week, when they walk up to the icecream bar (like waddup ima ass) the icecream man bursts into tears
- It's a tradition to wake Breeze up by screaming "WAKE THE **** UP" in their ear
- Hazel can chug 3 quarters of a beer, Lavender's a lightweight who drinks caprisun like her life depends on it, and Breeze doesn't get drunk
- They all got nicknames for each other:
Hazel: Frogface, tea****
Lavender: Dipshit, Lavi
Breeze: Brees'es puff, Sans
- The trio TM, off to rob a mcdonalds
I HAVE MORE BUT I GOTTA GO ILL MAKE MO R E I PROMISE
Lawful Dumbass: Breeze
Chaotic Bastard: Hazel
Chaotic Dumbass: Lavender
- Theres actually a ton of angst to them but whe e z e lets focus on nice stuff
- SEASONS:
Spring: Running around in puddles, eating poisonous flowers, trying to find wild animals with Dusk
Summer: W A T E R G U N S, eating ice/icecream, trying to see who can make the biggest cannonball
Fall: S POOKY MO V I E S, trick or treating, playing around in fall leaves
Winter: Hot cocoa, trying to have a snowball fight without breaking a arm, CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
- Literally inhaling the food Dusk cooks
- Dragging Paradox along with them for their adventures (mini mistakes, as Paradox calls them)
- Lavender learning about guns from Evergen
- Breeze and Hazel talking out their trama with Evergen
- THE FOUR OF THEM ARE VIANES CINNAMON ROLL PROTECTION SQUAD (actually of them are)
- Tried cooking cookies with Coral once, Hazel accidentally ate a spoon, Breeze cried over a egg, Lavender tried to blend up a burger, but they had a good time
Coral: wait ohmygod hazels choking
Lavender: nah, he's fine
Breeze: he's literally going to die!!
Lavender: HE'S FINE BECAUSE I SAID HE'S FINE
not in the slightest, i found out my cousin died today, so
talking to you makes me feel better
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Hazel:
“I am going home now, no one can stop me.”
“Everyone in this room can literally kiss my ass!”
“Embarrassing Lavender is my mission in life. It’s what drives me. It’s my will to live.”
“If I could be paid to be annoying, I would be so rich!”
“I came. I saw. I made it awkward.”
Breeze:
“I’m going to need a lot of alcohol to deal with this shit today.”
“I drink to forget, but I always remember!”
“I want an AU where everything’s the same, but instead of cars, we ride dragons!”
“Screw you, I’m hilarious!”
“I’m just too tough to cry!… Yesterday doesn’t count! The prevent-animal-abuse-please-donate commercials are SUPPOSED to make you cry!”
“Wait, what was I talking about?”
Lavender:
"LMAO"
“I’d say that life being a musical would be rad, but I get the feeling that over half of the songs would be Paradox calling me an idiot.”
“Watch these mad skills!…OW! ****!”
"I know you're having a mental breakdown right now, but a
Viane: I love you ♡
Evergen:
Viane: please don't say it
Evergen: but that's gay
Viane: eva i swear to god
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Dusk: you're all going to hell.
Lavender: ***** shut up, you're coming with us
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Coral: some idiot is trying to fight the squid at the aquarium.
Coral:
Coral: WAIT THAT'S LAVENDER THAT'S MY IDIOT
Lavender:
Paradox: shut the **** up
Lavender: I didn't say anything
Hazel: yeah but it probably would have been stupid
Lavender: >B|
Unimportant but:
Hazel: British Bastard, hates tea
Dusk: Japanese, really polite
Coral: Chinese, doesn't eat dog
Evergen: French, honhonhonhonhon
Viane: doesn't have a nationality, she was made
Paradox: doesn't have a nationality, she was made
Lavender: American, really likes food
Breeze: Australian, no, they are not Snas.
