another time, at lunch, my best friend was like, "I want to die lol" and then one of my other friends stood up, keeled in front of her, and proposed. she said yes uwu
I was walking in a shopping centre and I spotted one of my friends and he was in a octopus costume making blubber sounds and he was wearing bright yellow sandals/thongs while dancing so he tried waving me over and people who were watching him turned and looked at me so I left.
So I was at the mall and encountered the doki doki squad
Cosplayers dressed up and the one dressed as Monika came up to me and said
Will you love me?
I said no :3