1[intro] 2Uh oh, yeah Uh oh, yeah oh Uh oh, yeah Uh oh 3I wear women's underwear And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror 4I cross my legs just like a queer But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya 5What defines a straight man's straight? Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak? 6I tell you what a women loves most It's a man who can slap but can also stroke (mine) 7Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shakin' 8No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting elated No more listless invitations 9I live by a hospital And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows 10I see people dying there But my tender age makes it hard to care 11Incinerator and a big smoke stack 12It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh 13All I need is a heart attack C'mon, humble my bones with a cardiac 14Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shakin