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Jevil: *Creating Chaos*

Jevil: Chaos, Chaos! I’ll try.... *Under breath* but no promises -w- *Jumps into the pile of flowers, sending them flying everywhere*

((hehe- he want the chaos)) ((the good kush-chaos)) ((kill me now))

(*Wheeze*

(when ur busy and then starts late XD) kris and Susie: *randomly appears cuz yes* (*cringes*)

Jevil: *Laughter*

((hehe-))

Jevil: Hee Hee Hee! On one condition

Kris: *gets in battle position due to the laughter* Susie: dude chill, it's just another dude

Jevil: Give me a kiss -v-

(haH it can be cheek if you want)

(i can legit imagine sins kissing jevil's cheek XD to cute!)

(Ikr! UwU) Jevil: *Blush* Hee Hee Hee! Ok, I promise.

(Is it just me or did the font change just now?)

susie: *pops her head and sees sins and jevil, then puts up a sign saying "i legit hardcore ship!!!"* (╭☞ ͡° ω ͡° )╭☞

(its u)

(Oofs))

Jevil: *Silent thumbs up at Susie then Stops* Hey!

(It’s normal now.. idk..)

susie: shtshtsht *puts sign back* LETS GO KRIS, WE WERE SPOTTED (XD) kris: ?

((ehehe-))

Jevil: *Throws a carousel horse at Susie* Chaos, Chaos!

susie: *gets hit with carousel horse* oof kris: ummmmm ppl?

Jevil: *Crazed laughter* yep!

kris: *runs behind sins cuz yes* NOPE! Susie: um.......

Jevil: Lets Play! Hee Hee!

Jevil: *Looks at Susie* Chaos, Chaos, Catch me if you can! *Teleports to different spots on the room, throwing spade bombs at her*

kris: fak :/ Susie: k! *talking to jevil*

susie: *dodging as many spades as she can, then gets hit from kris from behing* oof!

Jevil: *More crazed laughter* METAMORPHOSIS!

susie: *uses battle axe to block gaster blaster* kris: *dodges the bones*

Jevil: Chaos, Chaos!

susie: OW! kris: :0 (random boss battle intensify)

Jevil: *Looks at Kris and grins widely* Bye Bye! *Kicks him to the wall* Hee Hee Hee! (Bye Bye: https://m.soundcloud.com/jorge-a-velez/jevil-bye-bye Laugh: https://m.soundcloud.com/jorge-a-velez/jevil-laugh0 )

(Oofs)

(double oofs) Kris: *blocks with his shield*

Jevil: Hee Hee he- *Cough* Wait I- *COUGH COUGH*

Jevil: Yeah, I just- *Violent Coughing*

*you hear running

*breaks down door*

Mercri: (zecriasmercy) Sorry im late, i was uhh... doing things...

kris: *looks at jevil sympathetically* Susie: dude, u good?

(would it take away the drama if i healed thou? yes? ok ill leave for like 5 min)

((I read none of this but can I be lancer))

(no not jevil-sama *cri* dats the blessed choild*)

(:000)

(Wheeze Back I was drawing Jevil, oh the irony)

Jevil: *More violent coughing, getting more violent for each cough*

kris: ... jevil Susie: ..... *getting scared*

Jevil: *Makes a wierd noise that almost sounds like a whine*

susie: uhm, heya... need any help? kris: *awkwardly smiles*

(Jevil: I-I..... I.... I RIPPED MY PANTS- Jk he didn’t say that lmaooo) Jevil: *Shakes and looks at you, tiredness and fear in his eyes* heh...... I guess the Fun is Over..

((COME ON! I'M ALREADY WATCHING SOME DISABLED DOG TRY TO EAT!! I GOT ENOUGH FEELS OVER HERE >:I))

me: *in background* no nononono! DON'T DIE ON ME CHILD!!!! U DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!! Susie: *terrified* kris: ...

((hissssssss))

((i can -w-))

(I wish I wasn’t so emotionless, I should be crying rn) Jevil: You don’t deserve this... I do..

(*crying in bed* i can't do dis, jevil is too precious man, like no one deserves to die, especially him pmq)

((*bites your arms off* :>)) ((i'm emotionless as well uwu))

((alright enough feels))

((can i end this sad train and be the comic relief now?))

(One time my friend called Jevil “Jevil the Devil”)) Jevil: *Cough* Please..

((Hmmmmmmmmmmmnmnmnmmmmm Sure :p))

Mercri: LEGENDS NEVER DIE- *emits healing aura*

listen now jevil if you die i could get fired i still have a lot of debt so for the love of god-

Jevil: e

*grabs sins* dont. ask. questions.

someone. might. give. you. an. answer.

Jevil: *Wishes he was dying again because of all the love he got* *Dissapointed whine*

kris: he's alive! Susie: yey!

*glare* jevil. don't thou fxcking think about it.

((random pointless fact: i always die on the same attack on the jevil fight. if im lucky i'll make it two more but that's as far as I've gotten. i try 10 times a month or somthn))

kris: *sniff* such beautiful love pwq Susie: i hardcore ship no lie

Jevil: *Lays Head On her shoulder and somewhat purrs* I’ll try my best

((everyone hold the god forsaken phone. i just found out sooner or later you're gonna be mine pt 5 uploaded-)

Jevil: *Wipes away her tears* it’s alright, trust me! I’m fine! *Kisses cheek* (I ship it harder than ROn after Smash)

Jevil: *Slight blush and smile*

Jevil: *Tail is swaying steadily*

kris and Susie: *watching in background*

Jevil: I love you more *Hugs back*

Me: I can’t wait for the kids-

Me: GET A F*ING ROOM!!!!!!

Jevil: *Blushes more* I love you more than I love Chaos (which is a LOT, by the way)

(Jevil: nEVEr)

((this is sickening at this point XD)) Me: doit

(Pfft) Jevil: neither can I.

*throws a printer at someone*

-*some fainted questioning*- I thought you said printer!

Jevil: *Feels stronger* *His Tail Pats Sins’ Head* Don’t worry, i’ll Protect you!

*more fainted questioning* Oh! okay! *throws Christmas tree*

*more questioning that turns into shouting* OH YEAH- FXCK YOU TOO AND IM TAKING THE KIDS

Jevil: -w-

oh sorry about that my non-existent husband asked for his keys which i thought she said printer

Jevil: Don’t worry, all it’s just *Giggle* Chaos!

((*doesnt know how to continue* i- i don't have any jokes... WAIT-))

Jevil: you’re cute when you’re mad n//w//n

((Imagine that a time traveller buys a copy of Hamlet from a bookstore, travels back in time to Elizabethan London, and hands the book to Shakespeare, who then copies it out and claims it as his own work. Over the centuries that follow, Hamlet is reprinted and reproduced countless times until finally a copy of it ends up back in the same original bookstore, where the time traveller finds it, buys it, and takes it back to Shakespeare. Who, then, wrote Hamlet?))

((The time traveler..?))

Jevil: Yes you are -w-

(this statement is false)

(okay i'll shut up)

((wha-))

((i have that paradox just sitting in notepad for "emergency" uses))

(also you have 100 followers)

((i have a deltarune playlist on and checkerdance just came on ims o happy)))

(oh i didnt know you were doing a voice reveal X3)

(i want to draw but plugging in my tablet requires movingee)

(wait- crap i have to i have commissions-)

(yeah people payed me in amino coins to draw them -3-)

(also carrot exploded or somthn idk)

-w-