once upon a time gandalf bought a reaper duck for $12,000. merasmus asked gandalf "why would you do that?" then gandalf sent merasmus to new mexico. that was uh, a bad day for merasmus. then he summoned the headless horseless horsemann to kill every one. the horsemann said "f*ck you merasmus!" and killed him. then he summoned himself from the dining depths of the dead. then he bought himself a gibus and everyone lost the game and died. and then we all exploded. and that is the story of how i saved christmas. the end