the funny thing about this post is that half of my family is from the south (texas and florida) and the other half is from Wisconsin. I guess we all lack basic life skills :D

sad story my cousin from texas told her worst day ever: when my cousin was walking to work in the southern heat, she started to get heat stroke because she wasn't a Minnesota girl so she couldn't stand the heat. when she got to work she was assaulted, but she couldn't sass at them or fight back, because she wasn't a Minnesota girl. after a long day of work my cousin finally went in the kitchen to make dinner, when she suddenly remembered that she couldn't cook because she wasn't a Minnesota girl. this is so sad, only Minnesota girls can do basic things :'(

Im not mad, I just made this for fun and also to laugh at the stupidity of this girl