A: You were a childrens therapist for years. You still were, even now. Kids were always so interesting to you, their brain development and all. You learned to understand them better over the years. But, one night, a mother brings in her son. He’s about 8, 4’6, blond with blue eyes, and very scratched up. He looked nothing like his mother. The mother pulled you aside, telling you she just adopted this boy and that he was being a bit strange to everyone. He just didn’t seem right to the mother. You say you’ll be careful and take the boy in your office for a session. Just you and him, in a room. You put some toys and fidgets out for him, but he doesn’t touch them. When you ask him questions, he doesn’t answer. You ask him if he’s happy to be with his mother and he shakes his head.

B) You were at a pet shop, looking for unique pets to adopt. You had heard rumors about a one-eyed cat being up for adoption, but you wanted to see it for yourself. When you get there, you ask a worker if the rumors are true. She points to a kennel with two locks on it. Inside are three odd looking cats; one the size of a large dog, with a singular eye in the middle of its face, a five-eyed cat, with long fur and the size of an average cat, and one with two mislocated eyes that was two third the size of the second one. You say you want them all and pay for them. When you arrive home, you let them roam your apartment/house. You watch them all carefully observe your furniture and, well, your living space. To your surprise, the largest one says “This is the strangest living seen I have ever seen! The couch doesn’t even talk!” in a very human voice.

“Not M. Not home.”

“Brother.”

“Away.”

“Very.”

“Not home. Not S.”

“Brother.”

The child stared at the floor.

“Not her. Not mean.”

(IS THIS FOR A OR B HDGFHGS)

(OKOK) “Of course I can! What did you think, you got normal two-eyed monstrousities? No way.”