One day I go to pet shop and an hamster bite me

there once was a man from peru who stopped on the sidewalk to tie his shoe then a witch appeared, said “bippity boppity boo” the man turned ‘round, with a frown said, “hey make sure that you look down” the witch was confused she blew a fuse said, “im not amused!” the man said “enjoy smelling like maneur” then she looked down and fell into the sewers

The POLISS came to mi hous & .... they died. THE END