anyways guys me and my dad went to some yard/garage sales before the rattlesnake festival and i got these two little trinkets of a broken egg with a bird inside!!! one’s a toucan and the other is a budgie!!! imma name them shovel and pickaxe

ehh you could be but it always depends on the person

aww yeah i love telling ppl abt my breeding fetish (giving)

if i had a dick no man would be safe /j

me posting a heartfelt post and the next post is how i want to get a 30 year old mexican spider-man pregnant

yeah ^_^