I ate soap a bunch as a kid and I'm uhhhh I was gonna say *fine* but... Not dead ig 🤷🏻‍♂️

i'm putting this on the top shelf so you can't reach it

yessss :I

yes! and because you keep eating non edible things i'm gonna have to take away your ceiling privileges

*sighs in happy* i've been wait for this day for a long time :] *flips a switch* now try and get on the ceiling........ i d a r e y o u

-it shocks u and it's kinda painful-

*picks u up and pat ur head* now stop eating inedible things and i'll turn it off :)

and if you don't stop....... then it stays on!

No mc Donald’s for a month >:(

All you had to do was not eat or drink things that aren’t edible.

So >:(