INCOMING TRANSMISSION
26.05.2020
19 comments
Agentpman1whitebird[OP]
26.05.2020 19:27
LinkIt seems as if history refuses to move on, as my former “friend” continues to wreak havoc across the innocent world of Flipanim… My name is Bagels. Bagels the dog. Some of you may remember that last year, for the entirety of June, I tried to survive, and later ended up fighting against Pride Month, an event that was meant to be a peaceful celebration of open sexualities, turned into a month of hatred, discrimination, and a lot of hurt, offended feelings..
Halfway through that month, I discovered that someone whom I once trusted with open arms had turned against me so I could succumb to the homosexuality: Memefruit. He- or… she? I dunno- THEY lead an army of flipanim users who were apart of the LGBT community to spread the gay across flipanim, in the most aggresive way possible. I tried stopping them with an army I formed on my own, which eventually lead to war, bloodshed, and...all else. Eventually though, Memefruit and I got sick of fighting, and we stopped, as it was what our loved ones would have wante
Agentpman1whitebird[OP]
26.05.2020 19:28
LinkBut… I just can’t do it anymore. MF may have broken their morals, but I want to keep mine. If I fight again, I could just end up hurting more people, and causing more trauma to them, and myself. I don’t want to go through it all again, I don’t want to RELIEVE it… It may sound like a cowardly move, but to me, it’s mercy.
That is why, I will no longer be leading the straight squad, at least not this year. I’m handing that role to Angrykid, someone who I know will do me proud, and will fight as hard as he can to keep our squad safe. Ryan/IAAB, will help too. He will be second in command. And to you, my troops, be strong. Stand your ground, and ONLY fight those who wish to fight you back.
Agentpman1whitebird[OP]
26.05.2020 19:28
LinkAs for me, I may not be fighting, but I won’t forget you guys. I will continue to document my survival outside the battlefield, like I did earlier last year. Logs may no longer come out daily, but rather weekly, or at least more apart. I’ll be safe in a secret new base, and my not-flipanim-user friends should be safe too, as I’ve given them all a place to stay while pride month goes on.
To the Neutral Aid, I know you’re there as well. I support what you want to do, and I single handedly wish you well. But please, keep yourselves safe. You cannot stop this war, but only protect yourselves from it. As much as I’d like there to be peace as well, it doesn’t look like that’ll be happening anytime soon.
Agentpman1whitebird[OP]
26.05.2020 19:28
LinkAnd as to the LGBT side… well, I’m not angry. I know a lot of you have shocked me today, and well, I suppose it’s to be expected. Therefore, I hope to see a fair fight between you and them. Good luck to you troops. HBut as for ONE of you… The darkest pit of he- I kid I kid, I see we truly cannot reach peace with eachother, so I give up trying… But just you know, that what you’re about to do could change flipanim forever, and release a mass havoc. I’m not a man of hatred, but I hope you know, that what you’re about to start… It’ll be all. On. You. Ending transmission..
I’ve been seeing a bit of commotion going on in Flipanim while writing the script to this, so before this “Pride War” starts, I really want to clarify:
THIS WHOLE WAR IS “IRONIC”. It’s all meant to be taken as a JOKE. Memefruit and I are actually good friends, and this whole war between the two of us is just for FUN. AK and Ryan are in on the joke too, so with that being said, I have two things I ask:
I’d like to repeat this whole “Pride War” thing is a joke that I started back last year in 2019. Please understand that I have NO REAL issue with the LGBT community as a whole. If you’re LGBT, I completely support you, and hope you live a great and comfortable life with whoever you’re with and whoever you are! Please don’t try to take this trend too seriously, as we’re all doing this for fun. I’d recommend trying to ignore it if it’s not your cup of tea, and I promise you, we’re gonna do the very best we can to make sure this war doesn’t actually end up being homophobic to others.
I can NOT ask this enough: 𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗚𝗢 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗟𝗚𝗕𝗧 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘, 𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗜𝗡 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗟, 𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗔𝗥!!! Remember; this war is meant to be taken entirely as a JOKE!! We’re not ACTUALLY going to go out attack random people tryna celebrate pride month thinking they’re Memefruit’s little spies or some shit lmfao. So if you want to join this fight, PLEASE don’t actually attack people. That includes being homophobic, transphobic, poophobic, and just being as dick in general. I really want us all to have fun with this event and don’t want to cause any harm.
Thank you for reading this, and remember: NOTHING in this war is meant to be taken seriously!
Now, off to driving. Hopefully no chaos will ensue while I'm gone!
You made the right option to stay out of this but that won’t stop me, both AngryKid and Iaab won’t be able to stop me. You alone couldn’t stop me, you were gullible and actually believed me oh what a fool you are. This war will change all of Flipanim as we know it, it will change it all for the greater good.
(And this time I won't be a stupid cringy kid like I was last year :/)
