please dont

Germany: hhhhh

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TOO DO WHAT ARE YOU MY BOYFRIEND?!? - grabs shotgun -

Germany: Wasn't me and USSR going to ho get beer-

I would stop you but I would like to see where this is going

Go*

i- I never said I was your boyfriend

Talking too ussr but ok

Germany: wanna go get some now-?

... - puts shotgun away -

I'ma go get something to eat -

Germany: o k a y , , , *Germany casually takes out a mini fridge filled with beer bottles*

I don’t drink- ima go.

Germany: aight.

Germany: NOT ALL OF IT,,, just some.

Asmr the drug addicted Russian

Germany: fffffffine.

Germany: I too am an alcoholic.

I am a simp for a red animal that drinks vodka ❤️💕

Germany: 1. I knew that Ame and 2. S u r e , USSR.

Oh god..

No

*grabs a beer bottle and smashes it on the ground*

*Germany looks at Ukraine* Germany: y e s - ?

Germany: I drink every day and night.

Whatever give me some vodka I’m tired of being sober.

*Germany just gives ame some beer-*

*grabs vodka*...

Germany: you know it's the ****ing strong stuff

mhm-

- drinks it -

*drinks vodka like nothing*

*Casually drink 5 bottles in under 5 minutes-*

*hiss* mine!

Germany: indeed it is.

Y'all are psychotic

Vodka?

Germany: yeah.

I know I am Ukraine -

Thank you i hope too get drunk enough that I black out.

Germany: you're welcome I g u e s s

*Germany casually gives USSR 2-*

*keeps drinking vodka*

y'all are dumb-

Germany: dumb would probably be my middle name if I were to choose. *h i c*

You can chug stuff?! Hell ya - chugs it and falls on the couch -

Oh god no

*hic* haha dumb-

Germany: stfu that's not my name you *hic* China idiot thing

* hic *

Germany: SHUT UP *hic*

*h I c* i- RuDe!

Germany: drink the *hic* entire thing idfc *hic* anymore.

Ussr I’m kinda - hic - horney

Germany: hormy jale. *hic*

bleh-

You’ll never catch me - hic -

*hic* I wanna *hic* drink more

-Peru smiled as he followed.- Whos taller man, Peru or Cuba Im confuzzled.)

Germany: HORMY *hic* JALE NOW *hic*

(( afk for a second

*hic* why does everyone like ussr? *Hic*

Germany: I ****ing *hic* hate that guy *hic*

-"Look how drunk you all are. ugh." Peru said in disdain.-

*hic* shut up no one asked you!

Germany: THE ONLY P- *hic* -PERSON I FIND H- *H I C * HOT IS THE SUN

I will stab all of you

*lays down on the couch* I don't *hic* feel good..

-Peru sighed as he sat in a corner.-

*Drunk Germany noises*

*hic* Germany shush!

-Peru tosses knives in the air.-

*holds a knife up to Germany's throat* silence

Germany: *hic* DO A BACK *hic* FLIP

*hic* I wanna find love *hic* *falls asleep*

Germany: love is a scam by the *hic* government,,,

Zzz...

It is ?

Germany: yesssssss....

-Peru plays rock paper scissors by himself in the mirror.-

Germany: y e s s s s , , ,

*falls off the couch and wakes up* awe shit! That hurt-

-Peru smiled, "Sure!"-

Germany: China are you *hic* dead-???

Germany want me to set you on fire ?

No I'm not Germany-

*sits at the truck of the tree*here sit beside me

-Peru walks up to Ussr.-

:0

-Peru then after USSRS cuddle walks to Cuba.-

bleh- *walks to his room*

cuddles

-Peru enjoyed them as He cuddled back.- Whos taller :v))

*lays down on his bed*

Sorry - hic - I died

((you and i made something🙂🙂🙂))

- hic - i fell asleep for a - hic - second

>:) GOt an Ideaaaa))

(( what )) anyone getting - hic - dizzy

umm are you okay

*sits on the ground and makes flower crowns*

Im going to draw something sus betwee Cuba and Peru >:) Brb))

- hic - I fell dizzy .. - hic - never been better?? Can I have - hic - some vodka..?

no *picks him up* you had too much

Noooo - hic -

I can - hic -

ahhhh you lucky *gives him one more*thats your last one oki

- chugs it and gives him a thumbs up-

*smiles*okay lets go

HAHAH I JUST SAW A COUNTRY TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT YOU WERE HAHAHA

.-.

noobs

¨Kehehahaha!¨

She smiles ¨Yes but oh is it amusing¨ Ember laughs more in her raspy, slithery voice

Ember:¨I suppose¨

Ember:¨Why does it concern you if your funny or not?¨

Ember:¨Fair fair¨

Ember:¨I wonder¨

She twists around to get a look at the back of one wing and shakes her head at the small scar which has black fire coming out of it

¨Nothing isss WRONG with me!¨

¨Not directly.¨ She spreads her wings and looks to the sky

She doesnt answer and keeps her wings spread

¨Say ssssorry Fool¨

¨I´ll let it slide for now¨

She rolls her eyes

You smell like a mixture of vodka, geese shit, vomit, and dog

Ngl I like the smell of vodka

Yeahhhh

But the geese shit and dog? Nah

Yes you ****ing do

Yeahhh

And?

ITS NOT FLAVOURED WATER ITS TEA

And I also drink water and sometimes whiskey

Imnliterally drunk as we speak