1. i ate my umbilical cord when i was 3 2. i are my brothers umbilical cord too 3. i would scream like when i didn’t like something am i quirky

1. I eated dirt 2. Idk lol

I ate termites when i was 5 I laughed at a broken chair I laughed at a picture of a tree

1. Younger me ate a butterfly that was stuck in my pb&j sandwich. 2. I apparently made my mother fly down a hill on a scooter while she was pregnant with me. 3. My social skills are so nonexistent until I sweat when stray cats decide to hang out with me-

1. Sometimes I randomly start chocking with air 2. I start laughing when someone gets hurt 3. Sometimes I'm too lazy to speak, so I just look at the ceiling.