i know someone SPRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINGG ((side oc, btw)) Spring:wHaT? *sees red* AH DRAGON *runs away*

good for you red -w-

*my other arm stretches and pats you on the head too*

Not anymore. *my head turns into a hand and stretches and pats you on the head*

*my hands retract and my head goes back to normal* Want some orange juice?

Here. *gives a mustard smoothie* I have a diet mustard smoothie.

Your a diet drink *puts a sticker on your back where you can't see it* But thanks *drinks diet mustard*

*gasps* How dare you add spaces between every letter. I T L O O K S S O W E I R D *throws a salt shaker at your head*

*screeches louder* I hate salt all by itself! *growls and makes odd alien-like noises*

*rapidly throws salt shakers at you*

*starts throwing giant salt shakers*

*throws pepper at your nose*

*stops throwing salt at you then starts throwing salt into a black hole*

Oops I ran out of salt.

Time to go! *I turn upsidown and fall up into the sky*