i love how you changed my hair! it looks like me rn.

god i need a real microphone.

nice uhh singing

lol yeah that was awful.

ew

one minute.

https://ufile.io/l5lcgza6

im thinking CCG and FCG? that sound good?

dont worry about it. i recorded mine in a kitchen. my mom was doing yardwork, so i was able to sneak some cussing in.

for the rp. past karkat, future karkat.

well ya. maybe l8r.

sure!

Heeeeeeeey Kaaaaaaaarkat!!!!!!!! I saw you were having a 8it of trou8le on your land. I'm down to show you how to 8eat those imps.

Suuuuuuuure. Toreadum8ass is doing his dum8 puzzles, so I have time. I'll stop 8y.

Your server player is some 8lind chick, so I think you need my guidance.

I'm the only god tier on the red team, you know you need me. ::::D

Yeah, my Pshooooooooes are in the corner. See you soooooooon!!!!!!!! ;:::)

Guess who's here???????? It's Vriska! Now first things first, upgrade your weapon. I cannot 8elieve you're still using the first sickle you alchemetized.

It's absolute hoof8east shit! How a8out you merge my dice and your clawsickle???????? Or the Regisickle and an upside down Regisickle, make a two sided sickle!!!!!!!!

I've got some extra grist, and a grist torrent extension.

And those imps are a8solutely LOOOOOOOOADED with grist!!!!!!!! ::::O

Jeez, what did Terezi do to your hive?

Yeeeeeeeeah, but you need it. Give me your husktop, I'm gonna link our accounts.

Goddamn, you've got a lot of programs on this. You suck at this. Most of these don't even techincally exists!!!!!!!!

Yes. Gimme your Clawsickle.

Aaaaaaaand done! Here is Shellfish Sickle.

And a Dual Double Demilune Dagger.

Yeah, these are wayyyyyyyy 8etter. Go ahead and try them out. I'm gonna mess with my Sword.

Oh Lord! This sickle is great! Check this out! 8ended 8l8de of 8lessing!

It was shit!!!!!!!! You needed to at leeeeeeeeast sharpen it.

8esiiiiiiiides, you still have that piece of crap! And some 8etter sickles!

Yes I am. I understand your complaints, 8ut they are invalid and I am r8!!!!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!

I made you a new weapon! You still have your old one. You don't know anything about this game, do you????????

Oh puhleeeeeeeez!!!!!!!! The leader is supposed to succeed! You can 8arely make it to the second gate!!!!!!!! You know what, how a8out you alchemize my rocket shoes with your sickle! You can skip to that gate!

You haaaaaaaate gaming! How a8out I'm the leader!

Hahahahahahahaha! I'm ****ing with you! You sure do love 8eing a 8ossy little 8itch. Yeah, you're a decent leader. But not a gr8 player. I'm 8asically your advisor. The point is, you should try out the Dual Doub8le Demilune Dagger.

It costed a good 8it of grist, so take the 88 and 8eat those imps for me.

Look at that! With a 8it of help from Serket, Karkat Vantas can conquer anything!!!!!!!!

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!

You are ridiculous!!!!!!!!

Assmuffin? You're a 8it 8etter in Tavros in the sense that you stand up for yourself, 8ut you seem flustered. Is something wrong Vantabulous?

Are you 8lushing? May8e I should leave you with your 8rand new super awesome Vriska sickles! So long Karkat!

#krankycancers

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