Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Keefe: I choose to waive that right! Keefe: *screaming*

Stina: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Fitz: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

Fitz on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Fitz on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

Marella: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Keefe: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

Keefe: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

Linh: What the heck. Linh: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. Linh: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

Marella: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Marella: That's why I own TEN guns. Marella: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Tam: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

Leo: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Tam: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Keefe! Dex: So Keefe knows about this? Tam, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

Keefe: Tam has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them. Dex: That can't be true! Keefe: Watch this. Keefe: Hey Tam, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Tam: *Throws themself out a window*

Marella: Am I going to far? Linh: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

Linh: Remember, Tam, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Tam: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

Keefe: When I was your age- Tam, mocking Keefe: When I was your height. Keefe: Keefe: Listen here you little s***-

Tam: You read my diary? Keefe: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Keefe: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Tam: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Keefe: But you’re always acting stupid? Tam: ... Tam: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.