Awwwwww ur sneezes are cute! (Boops)

(Boops)

No (boops)

NO (boops)

(Boops)

NOOOOOO (boops)

(Boops)

(Boops)

Awwwwwwww the dorito has sneezed himself to death! (Boops)

Teehee u won't get me! (Boops)

Ohhh ur too weak to hurt me pal! (Boops)

(Squees and boops)

(Laughs and boops)

Ow! What the flip, lil dude?

It's hard to stay mad at you! (Tickles)

(Moar tickles)

(Tickles to the MAX)

(Pokes da ear)

Wat

Ohtay I guess...u wanna go to the gas station? They have cheap Doritos and we can probably steal them

Yay being illegal! So u wanna come or not?

Ok, get on my back cuz I'm flying u there

Disclaimer: we might crash into an eagle (flies up)

Prob won't happen. I think they all hate me

AlRigHt MoThErFrIcKeRs LeT's Go To DaSh-In!

(Gets 2 da dash in) do u want me 2 teach u how to steal?

(Whispers) ok, so u take the Doritos, hide somewhere, and eat them. Where should we hide?

Ok, first we gotta distract the workers, (ahem), THERES A SNAKE OVER HERE

Now we run

It's called distracting the stupid workers so they don't see us leaving without paying

Cmon let's leave. (Runs out of the store, holding Memefruit's hand)

(Gives Dorito bag) here u go

So Wut u wanna do now?

Don't talk with Doritos in ur mouth. If crumbs fall out you lose the Doritos

Stop talking and u won't lose any Doritos

eh whatever, so what we're u saying, kid?

When ur done with those Doritos, wanna go rob Wal-Mart for more? They have big bags of them

Since when do you care? And I'll throw a muffin at the door so they can eat it as forgiveneds!