Sparcy: i have a great idea listen to this smol demon child >:3

my tail is a freking drill, this could be a great or horrid plan...

just tell me when to spin it >:3

*tail drill spins quickly* >:3

ok now what?

p o o r t h i n g

We do not stab people you crazy child. Why kids like killing and suicide these day. *Shakes head in disappointment*

If they didn't hurt you, NO. Why do you you even have weapons.

what about pyromancy? :D

CHILD PUT THE KNIFE DOWN! no need for violence unless it is self defence.

Sparcy: well its KNIFE to meet you guys

In a way, I mean if you stab someone with a butter knife it would hurt way more, but okay.

*puts her original knife on a tall shelf*

can i eat it? im so hungryyyyyyyy

No. You have to get a knife from the kitchen drawer. and your welcome.

ok thanks *goes to kitchen drawer and shamelessly consumes 3 butter knives and 5 sharp knives* OM NOM! ok thanks I'll pay you back

No problem UwU

Ow *still has a grip on knife*

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Hehe

GET OFF THOT *pours holy water on Alessa*

how do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it

BE GONE DEMON

*holds a cross* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

*throws an entire bag of popcorn in lorg mouth* om nom, this is amazing nom noom

THE POWER OF CHRIST WINS

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Sparcy: oh nuu the child

Sparcy: oh nuu the child.... can I eat the knife?

aww, what can I eat then? I will literally eat anything... anyone if im mad...

Dang it

what the heck is going on here

stabbity stab stab

stabby stabby~

I FEEL STABY!

y e s

Person: oh how do you feel today? Us: s t a b y

*person slowly backs away as we brandish a knife*

*Carrying a box of knives* KNIVES. FOR. DAYS.

;w; I love brass nuckles with spikes on them more than knives, if you can get that for me in nine days that would be great because my birthday is in nine days.