your not worth daring

I lost twenty pounds running away from you.

The fact that you named yourself "Pigmaster37" Really roasts yourself. Normally back then when someone was called a pig, it meant that they were a fat, unworthily piece of shit. Well, If your a master of pigs, that really explains your personality.

let me get the fire, and the sticks also the apple, and the vegetables

Oh did you call me 'ugly"? Next time check your mirror

I thought this was a real challenge, yknow you're an actual pig, you always get roasted (figuratively and literally) plus, you are the size of a pig too

pigs are adorable and I would never roast a master of said piggos

Don’t you just luv bacon ?

Someone lost fifty pounds recently I think you found them

you look like my nans toes (sorry im bad at roasting)

I’d happily roast you, I love BBQ

You're so fat your belly button gets home fifteen minutes before you do You're so dumb you sit on the T.V to watch the couch Oh wait we're supposed to roast you? SOMEONE BRING THE PLATES AND BBQ SAUCE Last time you looked in a mirror it broke at the sight of you. Your so fat that if you went to the movies you would take up every chair Your so ugly your face is closed on all days that end with a 'y' Last time i checked, pigs are supposed to be in farms or factories, not online. Go back to the farm and delete your account. (I AM SO SORRY I HATE ROASTING PEOPLE I SWEAR I MEANT NONE OF WHAT I SAID AHHHH I SUCK AT ROASTING I DONT LIKE MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE AHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEE)