Wwyd?Yes he is scared of ducks
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kiggle-snips 
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06.05.2020
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yoichu
06.05.2020 02:05
Linkputs a knife if the ducks mouth* there ya go buddy
yoichu
06.05.2020 02:05
Linkin*
prettypaw1
06.05.2020 02:06
LinkXD)
kiggle-snips[OP]
06.05.2020 02:06
LinkHangman Jack: *severe panic*
Mocha: He looked at the duck then at him, before scaring the duck away "grrgrr"
Mocha: "you really scared of ducks?" he asked sitting down and scratching behind his ear as feathers fell down to the floor.
Mocha: he proceeded to scratch his ear. he couldn't get the itchy part. "why tho.?"
Mocha: confused trico noises "what's a devil-?" he proceeded to lay down and use his front claw to scratch his ear.
Mocha: he gave out a growl. and rubbed his head against the floor. "CAnT gEt ThIs iTch-" he whined as he spoke
Mochas fur was actually very soft. and when Jack started scratching him, he gave out soft purrs as he laid down. his wings shifted a bit as the fluttered.
Mocha heard a quack and he opened his eyes and lifted his head towards the sound. the d u c k
Mocha then went to swipe at the duck, but it bit his claw, which didn't do much to him, but the duck was later seconds turned into a pile of bloody mush.
Mocha was just not seeming to calm down after that though. he kept on hopping around and swiping at the dead duck.
Mocha had screeched/roared as he continued to hop around. he wasn't having it. damned duck
Lil:*she grabs the duck and throws it out of the window*THiS iS mAi b0i!
Hangman Jack: *throws her off* WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?
Hangman Jack: *grabs a wooden plank off the floor and hold it in front of himself*
Hangman Jack: you went nuts for whatever reason after you started fantasizing about me being a duck and ripped my throat open-
that's what happened
Hangman Jack: *hugs her back* it's fine just... Please don't do it again or I will hit you with a frying pan T<T
Hangman Jack: the only things those little shit heads are good for is food-
that's it-
Hangman Jack: speaking of humans- *gets up* I think someone is on my property.. AGAIN
Hangman Jack: i don-
Raymondo: *appears right infront of him* hello.
Hangman Jack: *pressed up against the wall, shaking*
Raymondo: uh yeah it is, just look at him he is scared for his life
Raymondo: *gives her that "really fool?" look*
Hangman Jack: O_Q
Raymondo: I cant really die so-
Hangman Jack: *tries to sneak away*
Raymondo: *grabs Jack and slams his head into the table knocking him out* unless you want to be like your boyfriend or whatever you should probably not say such things........
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Hangman Jack:
the last thing i think anyone would think-
no offense
Hangman Jack: can you please stop yelling?
you are making my headache far worse then it needs to be-
Hangman Jack: well he hates my guts because he tried to get with my girl. I eventually found out and told him off, he was not to happy about it and made my life absolute hell and drove me to insanity
and he SILL hates me and im to scared to fight back because he gon kill my ass-
Hangman Jack: ......... lets just save that for another time.......
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Ray: *pops his head out from behind a tree* oh hello
Hangman Jack: *grins*
Hangman Jack: *puts his hand up signaling her to be quiet*
Raymondo: yeah whatever
Raymondo: *lunges at him*
Hangman Jack: *just round house kicks him right in the jaw*
Raymondo: *growls and wipes the blood off his lip* heh I guess you got more in ya then I thought
Hangman Jack: yeah yeah enough trash talk let's get to the point
Raymondo: *his eye goes completely black and black smoke surrounds him*
Hangman Jack: :)
Raymondo: *blasts the smoke at him*
Hangman Jack: *covers his face*
Raymondo: *smiles*
Hangman Jack: *uncovers his face and has a crazed look in his eyes*
Hangman Jack: *jumps on raymondo and starts punching him non stop*
Raymondo: *tries to fling him off*
Hangman Jack: *uppercuts him and flings him into a tree*
Raymondo: OW-
Hangman Jack: *pins him to the ground and punches him* THIS IS FOR MY SANITY *punches him again* THIS IS FOR LYNN! *starts punching him non stop* AND THIS IS FOR MY SON!!!!
Hangman Jack: *grabs him by the shirt and slams him into the tree*
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Hangman Jack: *throws him to the ground and spits at him* now you think about this next time you come around here.. *****
Hangman Jack: why thank you *kicks Ray in the gut one last time*
Raymondo: MPH-
Ray: ....
Hangman Jack: yeah that's what I thought *grabs her by the arm and taker her back inside
Hangman Jack: i think imma go back outside- and make sure ray is still alive-
Hangman Jack: well guess he's gone- guess ill take a walk or something-
Hangman Jack: *walks through the forest untill he reaches a wire fence* ?
Hangman Jack: *tries to find his knife but then realized he left it back at the house* ....... well im ****ed-
Hangman Jack: oh hey i see you want another round eh?
Raymondo: i wouldnt be so confident if i were you
Raymondo: *lunges at him*
Hangman Jack: *kicks him in the gut* WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU-
Raymondo: i dont know what DID YOU TELL ME *punches him in the throat*
Hangman Jack: OW-
Hangman Jack: *grabs him and slams him to the ground*
Raymondo: *very mad*
Raymondo: *grabs him and slamps him on the ground*
Hangman Jack: OW-
Raymondo: *teleports her back into the house and locks the door*
Hangman Jack: *drop kicks him*
Raymondo: *grabs jack and throws him into the pond*
Hangman Jack: ?!
Raymondo: *pins him under* heh.. you thought you could win.... stupid
Hangman Jack: *claws at his arm* MPH-
Hangman Jack: *bites his arm*
Raymondo: *growls and tightens his grip*
Hangman Jack: *slowly starts to black out*
Raymondo: *his smile grows wider*
Hangman Jack: yeah-
it's just fricken cold out here
and I'm wet-
Hangman Jack: *takes his coat off and shakes the water out of it*
Hangman Jack: we have been over this
you are the adorable doggo and I am the fabulous entity
(5 minutes later)
Hangman Jack: *comes out of the bathroom and shakes the water out of his hair* there, all clean
Hangman Jack: *turns on the TV and just watches SpongeBob because why not*
Hangman Jack: I was gonna ask if you wanted to watch a movie or something-
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when he was like 9 or something he was attacked by a group of geese
one tried to attack my friend near a lake
the adults freckinc told him to stay away from the swans-
osht
my mom got chased by like idk 4 geese when i was six
and i was looking behind my back the whole day for i thought the geese were still chasing us
Poor guy
Will understands the fear of ducks tho- there- there unholy beings with teeth-
William Herondale ((idk if you know where he's from-)) is very afraid of ducks- heck- he enjoys throwing rocks at the beasts-
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