On a hill

They’re was

there was a girl who

there was a man who had a dog as a wife

died

@oakawolf had a lovely life

The end

but suddenly she grew up and realised that life isn't as good as it seems..

*****

And the ***** evolved into a shimmery...

then it caught fire

And shriveled

the raisen man turned itno a mass murder, the cops fiannally got him. But he had a greanade on him so when he was in jail. They never found the nade. so when he was in his cell Mr.Raisen brew up the cell door killing the guard. He got away succselfully never getting caught. But one day he was being lazy and watching tv. When he heard "FBI OPEN UP MR.RAISEN MAN!?". He got up and got an SMG and yelled "NEVER *****ES!?!?" and Mr.raisen man killed the fbi but one so the FBI man tried killing him but missed so Raisen man killed him. The end .JK. And he ended skipping country's so he was wanted. He ran away from the cops but then he climbed up on a roof at gun point. He said "I'MA JUMP!" they all yelled "NO!?". But he jumped and died. The end

But he survived after jumping on a dog

The dogg then flew to never land on his magical unicycle with the raisin man

Then he farted and the Raisin man stared at him

than the fart sent raisin man back to earth

but then the raisin man absorbed and became a Grape Man

THEN GRAPE MAN REALISED HIS DIRTY DEADS AND KILLED HIMSELF

oh my gosh

On a hot summer day

There was this dude in the mood of eating tacos

But, unfortunately, his stove was broken so he couldn't cook any meat for the tacos, and ding out wasn't his fancy.

So he drove to taco bell

Then went home with 10 tacos

and phucked them

Then he choked and his 2000 pound wife,

And told her

you are a fatass hoe sucking up all my money

"Why in the world would I marry you? Go die in a hole! Oh wait, YOU'RE TOo BIG TOO FIT INSIDE!" Then the wife...

slapped the man, and left with his money

And he cried.. wondering what have he done.. "why did I marry a woman who likes to eat 10 times a day"

He cried himself to sleep that very night

and a magical skinny fairy appeared and said

hey. no more tacos. go on a pasta diet pls i give u 10 robux!!111

the man agreed and ate pasta 8 times a day for some reason..

but ding dong the fairy's opinion was WRONG. he got fat from the pasta

then the fat woman came... and said

flip u and that fairy i know u cheating on me with her u bish *slaps the man*

the man said "no I am not.. idfc any more" and threw his money at his wife.. and continueing eating pasta

The wife collected the money and left

they got divorced.. the end

than he got the rainbow virus

but then he didnt have it anymore magically

and then randomly became a skinny girl

a girlff

died.

and then revived

then the girl killed the muderer, THE AIR