>:T*doesnt blink*

*boops ur nose* :b

Bless you XD

*claps* yw *has a plan* I wonder what if I dye your fur a different color that not yellow >:3

O.o can I?

Zee: ayy I was thinking light purple Andy lime XD or red and black

Which one ^w^

T h I n k s * I have chosen

C L O S E Y O U R E Y E S D O N T W A N T T H E D Y E T O B L I N D Y O U

*she dyes half of ur fur purple and lime and the other half red and black* CX

Look at ur self X3

0-0"

*Bursts our screaming the lyrics to the intro of the Prince of Belair*

Fresh Prince of Belair* I feel like I forgot an e on Belair ;-;)

Me when I draw something and it looks like me, trash.

All my drawings to me are OOOoooOoFf

*meows aggressively*

*poOFS ANd hISSES bAck*

no u R O w R *grOwls*

gRRRRRRRRR >:|

NYAH xd

*boops nose*

How are you??

Im fine. :3

Why u staring at me u lunatic?

Valid point.

Wut r u doing?

(Giggles) ok dats enough u little potato

Dang right u is

Ow! WHAT THE HECK MY DUDE?!?!?!?

*retaliates and slaps back*

SOMEBODY HALP THIS SALTY BOI BE KILLING ME

DORITOS HAVE SALT IN THEM

SHUT UP UR KILLING ME DONT HAVE TIME FOR CONGITIVE THOUGHT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (crys)

U r a crazy little dorito, u know that, right?

U litterally just slapped me like 200 times

I think anyone who slaps someone 200 times is crazy, at least a little bit

Ok, I won't put u in an insane asylum, IF u stop slapping me, ok?

........I hate u........

Oh, but ur such a small bean I can't hate u (cringes inside)

Awwwwwwwwww maybe ur not a small tiny Satan child

Awwwwwwwwww

Ummmmmmmmmmm this gettin, uhhhhhhhhhhh

Awwwww, I was worried this was gonna get, weird...

Oh, I'm glad u ain't a Satan bean thing

Ur a cute lil Dorito (I don't mean that as myself I don't love/like u. Poofy just think u a cute small little bean)

Wait Wut oh no

If u keep saying things I'm calling da popo

DAS IT (calls the popo)

(Popo shows up)

Popo: alright y we here?

This boi be actin nuts

Popo: (to gold) alright y u going insane?

Popo: why u saying dis young lady's name so much?

Popo: alright we're gonna leave now NO QUESTION THE CHILD (Popo is gone) O no

What am I supposed to do with u?

Should I put this out of its misery?

Yep, brb

(Comes back with frying pan)

(Hits Gold over head with frying pan)

Yay! Now I can have some peace and quiet!

Wait, did I kill it?

Oh s???️‍?! Lemme call one of my homies, she can revive dead things. Too bad she can't understand human speech though

(Psycie the kittydog shows up) mearf

Ok, so. U mind making this dorito less dead? Psychie: mearf! No I'm not paying u. Just do it or I'm not giving u any catdognip Psychie: mearf! (Makes Gold less dead)

GOSH DANG IT PSYCHIE I THOUGHT U WOULD MAKE HER LESS DEAD! NOW I GOTTA USE FAIRY MAGIC THAT DOESNT EVEN EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE YET EXCEPT ME! Psychie: mearf (Magics Gold to alive)

(Sorry) I frikin hate life

I'm prob gonna go to hell for this (steps on Le dorito)

HOLY CRAP UR ALIVE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

U ok. Sorry 4 killing u and then stepping on u

U ok?

Hiii

Memes

Get the dorito 2 stop screaming, all I did was kill him, geeeez

And I revived him by stepping on him,