I"ll probably regret this.....
by:
randomperson 
6512
6512
09.06.2017
141 comments
randomperson[OP]
09.06.2017 20:19
LinkI am prepared to get my self esteem shattered
also in case ur wondering yes that outfit is real
randomperson[OP]
09.06.2017 20:19
Linkand so are the tan lines
DopazTopaz
03.12.2017 02:58
LinkYour legs are spreading more than the universe is
DopazTopaz
03.12.2017 02:59
LinkThe only reason your other eye is covered is in fear of me being a mirror.
Your hairstyle is so edgy, you probably cut yourself on it
Everyone know's you're a cyclops. That's why you're so shortsighted
I'm sorry that was mean ; ~ ;
roses are red
violets are blue
i have five fingers
the middle one is for you
Square up boi at least I'm not an edgy vampire with a squeaky voice
im not such a good animator as u, so that means i beat u in something...HA
god kill me XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
if your blind then how did you type that and how did you see that this was a roast me post
im not saying i hate you
im just saying
if you got hit by a bus
i would be driving that bus
can you stop looking at my mirrors?
its not easy to brush your teeth when they're shattered!
crap that was the last one
eh o well *uses claws to see reflection*
im looking at ugly
if i gave u a haircut......it would be very bad. oh wait, it already is! so let me do ur face and snip it off. oh wait it already is!
you just got cremajjted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
talking about me behind my back ?
that means my life is obviously more interesting then your's.
I took a dump another day and I thought you would remember being in my toilet
//ded/
Another- the other
ded- dead
Also you forgot to add a period at the end.
Your welcome. ?
I want to roast you your appearance, but i cant without turning to stone.
Ur so tan that u... uh.... hold on.... let me check Wikipedia rlly quick...
And by the way:
u - you
Also you FORGOT to add the period at the end.
?
There is 3 races. White black and orange. You and donald trump r orange
Srry my computer is kinda tinted and all the colors are less bright if I look orange it's not intentional
who did not add mixed? srry idk wut ur talking about but whatever
Yo so fat, ur mama couldn't find u in the house when she woke up in the morning, CAUSE SHE WAS LOST IN IR FAT
Oh no. Random got copyrighted! but.. why? I don't see anyone else who looks like her!
oh wait.
Because there already is a cyclops :P
(lol i can't roast people i don't like marshmallows)
*gets a marshmallow*
*puts on stick*
*takes a pic of your face*
*puts it on the marshmallow*
*puts in fire*
does that count?
