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Feanorians pt 1
- Ghost -
How FlipAnim Was Made....
Spider-Man Noir: Part 1
It's a pikachu
even here
by:
ShadowEyes 
7799
7799
17.11.2018
292 comments
Toe-Gremlin-Rulzz
17.11.2018 20:36
LinkOh no, I hope your ok
ugh you legit have so little talent blonde white girl go back to drinking your Starbucks, I need like 50% of your followers lol ugh this girl
You can take them if you want-
You're right
I shouldn't have so many.
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ohhh sorry is ur mom dead? oh too bad then u won’t have to go cry to her when im finished with u
So, your threating me..
Well I have nothing to live for so have fun
Hey guys don't fight okay?
I'm overrated and I know it so, just more confirmation.
I agree that there was basically no effort in this drawing and I guess I'm not that talented either.
Shadow
Your talented, and your not overated
Your art style is beautiful and really hard to draw
How old are u 5 cause ur art looks like a poor lonely donkey got crippled during an earthquake whilst being anally rammed by a big fat Ukrainian whilst trying to draw
Yall just calm like tf. Have some weed, m8. (hahaha- weed jokes. i'm not funny)
Kat you are not overrated?? You have attention because we love your art and you’re a beautiful amazing person. Nothing can change that
I don’t think Kat has ever done anything to antagonize you. Please leave her alone?? If you have a problem don’t comment insults when this is a vent?? Leave her alone.
Actually, it was a worm who drew it, can't you tell? My drawings are so bad, they were drawn by worms. And they don't have hands.
M
I'm sorry shadow, I just like roasting myself while another person, but I'll stop
@Peachllscar
'Big fat Ukrainian'
I feel like you're now just being racist and you've had no sympathy when T-G-R may of lost their mom.
***** you're ****ing heartless
Yall chill. Ya'll shouldn't be gettin mad over a simple insult over the internet.
TGR and peachiiscar fighting reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpyX9AUM0H8
Now PleasE ReLax GuYS
Hello, this is the only time that I'll be calm during an argument. ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
So uh Peachii i understand that you might think something of Kat, or ShadowEyes, but you dont necessarily have to be rude about it. Maybe you'd like to have a more civil conversation? Like Kat said, we can agree to disagree?
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
Alexa play-
"Relax Take it Easy"
Guys come on
Relax
No need to murder each other over nothing
Well that explains the big bang then
*cough*
Probablyshouldn'thavesaidthat
For once there is not in my life. I love this. Also I'll stop if peach will
how is ‘fat ukranian’ offensive
its like saying fat white guy
are u like, 2% string bean
...your not making anyone anger. Your not being funny. No one likes you. So stop.
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@shadoweyes
no i think were just joking now.
@TGR
nah i'm kinda becoming fond of peachii :/
Peachiiscar, please stop, just remember this is a REAL person you're talking to, how would you feel if someone said this stuff to you
Are you trying to get an argument from me?
Hah
I only argue over how long it takes to cook spagoot
You know what. I feel like I should stop this.... But..I don't want to. I hope it never ends
u yellow toothed fatty little ratty little skinnie white ass crack ass cocaine lookin druggie eyes rape eyes fattie got raped by 90yo Spanish guy with hairy armpits little rat skank manky little lookin ass
TGR, I saw you pull out ur google translate there, I’m watchin u thru ur little window u ho
I feel like at this point everyone’s just saying “lol this is so funny I’m actually laughing so hard”
skinny ass
1. This is hilarious, have you seen what you said?!
2. Thanks, but I'm fat.
We're saying we're laughing so hard because we are.
This is downright hilarious
Hey Kitty I bet if we make this into a movie we'll win an oscar
@Kitty you can just call me Kat
Shadoweyes is way too long to type tbh uwu
also hell yes
lets go get that oscar
I feel like y’all are niggas whoumq’th’std’yoodle save memery onto thou’mg’heehoo phone’eth and repostm’d on thou iFunny / 9gag withest watermark’skdeet
Hmm what is the title of the Movie Kitty?
How about ' Vent to Comedy'
or ' Hilarious drama that took all the Oxygen and Carbon dioxide out of my respiratory system and almost made me die from laughter'
Say aye for
Hilarious drama that took all the Oxygen and Carbon dioxide out of my respiratory system and almost made me die from laughter
Aye
A cup of josh
If we go for that title we can put a subtitle-
" Everyone was concerned for my health and pressed F for respects"
This movie is sponsored by Calcium by the way.
CB on the beat
Only wear designer, esskeetit…
Ooh, Lil Pump
Yeah, yeah, oh brr
Yeah, ooh
Yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh
Only wear designer, esskeetit (ooh!)
Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (ooh!)
Runnin’ up a check with no limit (yuh!)
Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X
Poppin’ on X, pills (yuh, X)
Got a new car, got a new ***** (ooh), yeah
And I got a new deal (ooh!)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (ooh!)
Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Runnin’ up a check with no limit (ooh!)
Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X
Poppin’ on X, pills (poppin’ on X)
Got a new car, got a new *****
And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!)
Pull into the crib like “what up, *****!” (ooh)
Got a penthouse sittin’ on my wrist (brrt)
And my grandma sippin’ on Activis (Act’)
Got a lot of ice, and I’m cold as shit
And these *****es love to talk a lot (ooh)
Pull out the Porsche out the car garage (brrt)
And I never had a job (nah)
I’m high as ****, took a trip to Mars (goddamn)
Ice on ice on ice (ice), took a private jet to Dubai (ooh)
*****, you better buy your own flight
Bust down smackin’, no light (yeah)
And she show titties on Skype (yeah)
Smoke quarter pounds to the face, esskeetit
Everything that you done did, I done did it
Pockets on swole, like it’s 24 Fitness (yeah)
800 bands just layin’ in the kitchen (goddamn)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (ooh!)
Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (yeah, ooh!)
Runnin’ up a check with no limit (yuh!)
Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X (brrt)
Poppin’ on X, pills (yuh, X)
Got a new car, got a new ***** (ooh, yeah, brrt)
And I got a new deal (ooh!)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (ooh!)
Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Runnin’ up a check with no limit (ooh!)
Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X
Poppin’ on X, pills (poppin’ on X)
Got a new car, got a new *****
And I got a new deal (yuh)
Pinkie ring froze, pinkie ring froze
Pinkie ring covered in gold (ooh)
Too much diamonds on my neck, think I might choke (yuh)
Had a threesome with your *****, with my eyes closed (damn)
Tell my side ho bring it through the back door, oh!
I got eighty-thousand in my envelope (ooh)
I just got a “Gucci Gang” medal, though (yeah)
Damn, I got some homies that went federal (uh)
Look at my two-tone Patek, I smash a ho then forget
I got a fridge on my neck (yeah)
I’m smokin’ gas on a jet (uh)
Ooh, I just love to flex (yeah)
Blew out two million that Tootsie’s (ooh)
I made your auntie a groupie (yeah)
And you know my life a movie (uh, ooh)
I got sticks like Call of Duty (ooh, yeah)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (ooh!)
Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (yeah, ooh!)
Runnin’ up a check with no limit (yuh!)
Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X (brrt)
Poppin’ on X, pills (yuh, X)
Got a new car, got a new ***** (ooh, yeah, brrt)
And I
Ooh, only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (ooh)
Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Runnin’ up a check with no limit (ooh)
Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X
Poppin’ on X, pills (poppin’ on X)
Got a new car, got a new *****
And I got a new deal (brrt)
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"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go."
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and
"Right," said Fred, "Give a shout for Charlie."
Up comes Charlie from the floor below
After strainin', heavin' and complainin'
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea
And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles
And the things wot held the candles
But it did no good, well I never thought it would
"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the door off
Need more space to shift the so-and-so."
Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
And it got us nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and
"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the wall down
That there wall is gonna have to go."
Took the wall down, even with it all down
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea
And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred
I got a sort of feelin'
If we remove the ceiling
With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through."
"All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow
Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome
So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea
And then we went home
(I said to Charlie, "We'll just have to leave it
Standing on the landing, that's all
You see the trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty
You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty.")
ok I get it but like where are you copying and pasting those lyrics from
Wow, if everyone’s ignoring me then how did this conversation stem from me
I’m saying the lyrics, why are you wasting your time if no one reads the lyrics?
why are you wasting time here if you’re so bothered
You’re clearly not loling as hard as you say you are
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer, the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep— no more— and by a sleep to say we end the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
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To die, to sleep-- To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of so long life.
Whhshshdbdhehebdcyfbehsjdgryeienfjd Yeah I can talk gibberish too *****
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th' unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprise of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now, The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remembered.
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Did you seriously just post the bee movie prologue after a piece of famous literature u hoe
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only
be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing
dragon.
Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed.
She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest
tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
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Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
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Also you haven’t heard it before because you haven’t had a proper education and teaching in English literature, rip your future
Exterior shot of Johnny’s car pulling up outside his house
Johnny enters the living room
Johnny: Hi babe! I have something for you.
Lisa: What is it?
Johnny: Just a little something.
He playfully hides the package, then presents it to Lisa. She opens it to find a red dress.
Lisa: Johnny, it’s beautiful. Thank you. Can I try it on now?
Johnny: Sure, it’s yours.
Lisa: Wait right here. (she grabs Johnny’s tie and kisses him) I’ll try it on right now.
Johnny sits down. Cut to Lisa reemerging from the stairs in the red dress.
Johnny: Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa.
Lisa: Isn’t it fabulous?
ok im just gonna stop it here
I would copy and paste the whole bee movie script but im not an asshole
Enter Denny
Denny: Oh hey, guys.
Johnny: Oh hi, Denny.
Denny: Wow! Look at you!
Lisa: It’s from Johnny.
Johnny: Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Denny: How much was it?
Lisa: Denny, don’t ask a question like that!
Johnny: Nice to see you, Denny. I’m going to take a nap.
Denny: Can I go upstairs too?
Johnny: Ha-ha!
Lisa: Denny, I think I’m gonna join him.
Johnny: A-ha-ha.
They exit upstairs, speaking barely audibly
Lisa: I’ve got some candles upstairs.
Holy shit
Can Y'all tone it the **** down?
cause y'all are attacking each other with playground comebacks and insults. now I'm out folks.
Johnny: You always think. A-ha-ha. Alright, I’m ready.
Lisa: This is so pretty, I can’t wait for you to get it off of me.
Johnny: Oh, yeahhh.
Denny takes a bite of an apple, then follows them upstairs.
In the bedroom, Johnny and Lisa start a pillow fight.
Johnny: A-ha-ha! (incomprehensible gibberish) Ha-ha-ha! Ouch!
Denny joins in and gets clobbered as everyone laughs.
Denny: No, stop!
Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do?
Denny: I just like to watch you guys.
Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
Johnny: Denny, two’s great, but three’s a crowd, ha-ha.
Denny: I get it. You guys want to be alone.
Johnny: That’s the idea!
Denny: Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye, lovebirds!
Johnny: Bye, Denny.
Lisa: Bye, Denny.
Denny exits, and a three-minute love scene commences, scored to terrible R&B. There’s a lot of water and rose petals and naked boobs. Johnny ****s Lisa’s belly button. Afterwards they lie awkwardly in bed together, and Lisa seems bored with Johnny as he sleeps.
The alarm clock goes off at :28. Johnny gets up, smells a rose, and bares his ass to the camera. He emerges from the bathroom dressed for work and greets Lisa.
Johnny: Did you like last night?
Lisa: Yes I did.
Johnny: Ha-ha-ha.
Lisa: Can I get you anything?
Johnny: Unh-unh. I have to go now.
Lisa: Okay, bye.
Johnny: Bye.
Johnny exits. Cut to an exterior daytime shot of the house, then to the living room. Lisa answers the door, and Claudette enters.
Lisa: Hi mom, how are you?
Claudette: I’m fine, how are you? Hmmm? Okay, let’s go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what’s happening with you? Hmmm?
Lisa: Nothing much. Do you want some coffee?
Claudette: What’s wrong? Tell me.
Lisa: I’m not feeling good today.
Claudette:
Claudette: Well, why not?
Lisa: I don’t love him anymore.
Claudette: Why don’t you love him anymore? Tell me.
Lisa: He’s so boring.
Claudette: You’ve known him for over five years. You’re engaged. You said you loved him. He supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can’t support yourself. He’s a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure. And he told me he plans to buy you a house.
Lisa: That’s why he’s so boring!
Claudette: Well, what are you going to do?
Lisa: I don’t know. I don’t mind living with him.
Claudette: Well, you can’t do that. Have you talked to him about it?
Lisa: No. I don’t know what to do.
Claudette: Well, he’s a wonderful person. And he’s getting a promotion very soon. Now he bought you a car, he bought you a ring, clothes, whatever you wanted, and now you want to dump him. That’s not right. I’ve always thought of him as my son-in-law. You should marry Johnny, he would be good for you.
Lisa: I guess you
Lisa: (sarcastically) Thanks, mom.
The same room, later in the day. Lisa picks up the phone and Mark answers on the other end.
Mark: Hello?
Lisa: Hey baby, how are you doing?
Mark: Oh hey, how you doing? Yeah, I’m very busy, what’s going on?
Lisa: I just finished talking to my mom. She gave me this big lecture about Johnny.
Mark: Look, we’ll talk about it later. I told you, I’m very busy.
Lisa: We’ll talk about it now! Whenever you say we’ll talk about it later, we never do. I can’t wait till later. I want to talk right now. You owe me one anyway.
Mark: Okay. Alright, what do you want to talk about?
Lisa: She’s a stupid *****. She wants to control my life. I’m not going to put up with that. I’m going to do what I want to do, and that’s it. What do you think I should do?
Mark: I mean, why do you ask me? You know, you’ve been very happy with Johnny. What do you want me to say? I mean, you should enjoy your life. What’s the problem?
Lisa: Maybe, you’re right. Can I see you
It’s okay little Charlie, we understand that you have raging autism. No need to be obvious. It’s okay.
***** how old are you 92? Is that why your comments are so bad
Wait let me rephrase that “is that why your comments are so stupid”
*peachy walks in the door
"Now entering the narcissistic peach!!!"
Peachy you need to stoop like I know you won’t listen but dude cmon
Everyone in this conversation go look at peachii’s profile picture zoom in on her fingers like boi why your fingers looking like dicks
Hard to say when you don’t even have the balls to draw fingers, Sarada.
It’s a saying. If you don’t know that it’s a saying you’re clearly either foreign or retarded.
So was me saying you don’t have the balls. Calm down, Sandra Urethra.
nO ONE IS ALWAYS RIGHT shush ominous red floating kat-looking thing ahflsj ;;-;;
pls don't break into my house just to check on me.
I feel like you're planning on it
Are chu okay fren?? Bc te amo platonicamente amiga!!! Lo prometo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
