well
1st. i lost my best friend (since 2nd grade) and everytime i try to talk to her she ignores me...its really heartbreaking how she says "we are still friends"
i don't understand the point of FA anymore, like wuts going on (ehh, probably not much of a problem or anything anyone can solve, idk :/, but hey i'm just confused)
Im too sexy, its such a burden. Also my dick is like SUPER big and I can deadlift 450 pounds. People dont understand what its like being surrounded by inferior beings, and being the only perfect specimen.