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Stop! Good god man! You almost got the cheese touch. The what? The cheese touch. One day, a kid named Darryn Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life. Darryn touched the cheese! Darryn had the cheese touch! It was worse than nuclear cooties. The only way to get rid of the cheese touch was by passing it on to someone else. And so it began, The Cheese Touch Frenzy. Friend turning on friend. It was madness! Until a German exchange student named Titor Mueller took it away that fateful day. Titor had the cheese touch! He moved back to Dusseldorf and took the cheese touch with him! And so the cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim.

Oh my-

LMAO